Amusing Monday: why did you get out of bed?

Merry Monday everyone!

Last night I had some horrible nightmares about death and screwing up at work. Haha. Not quite the same severity but they shook me all the same. You know when you half wake up after a nightmare and don’t want to go back to sleep because it will just start over again? Well that explained my last hour in bed. AND it’s still dark outside! I’m not talking sunrise gray, it is PITCH BLACK outside. AND I have to be at work an hour and half earlier than normal. Let’s just say it was very hard to roll out of bed this morning.

So what are the reasons I rolled out of bed?

1) to end the string of stupid nightmares

2) to go make some money so I can keep cutting up credit cards

3) to meet all the new patients that I signed up over the weekend, time to get some more people healthy!

4) to share this lovely joke with you folks:

Two brooms were hanging in a closet and, after a while, they got to know each other so well they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, “I think I’m going to have a little whisk broom!”

“Impossible!” said the groom broom…

“We haven’t even swept together!”

Bahahaha! Thanks for that one Gran!

^ And if you do get tired, you can just follow this genius’ lead.

Also, the few of you that keep up with me daily may have noticed that I did not post over the weekend. I’ve decided to change the format of my wee blog. No more weekend posts. This is not only to preserve my sanity but to better the content of the posts. I can now plan them out a bit and make sure that I’m giving you the best reading possible! Anyway, feedback on this change over the next few weeks is welcomed!

So why did you roll out of bed this morning?

No matter the answer to that question, I guarantee smiling will make it an easier day. 🙂 

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6 thoughts on “Amusing Monday: why did you get out of bed?

  1. Clive Hopwood

    I got out of bed an hour earlier than I wanted because my bedside clock automatically adjusts for daylight savings. Only trouble is it adjusts on the wrong weekend. Still, it’s a beautiful clear sunny day in San Diego so it was worth it.

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  2. carolyn turbett

    thanks for the cute joke! loved it! i had a rough morning too. no nightmares, tho I do empathize w you. I woke with a sinus headache and have been dizzy all day. it is a nice sunny day tho and I need to redeem the rest of it! Hope you hang in there today

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    1. ahappylass Post author

      Carolyn. That’s a bummer. If it happens again, take a hot steamy shower and drink some peppermint tea (starbucks sells it). Those steps may ease the congestion and help the headache a bit. Also, come in for an adjustment. We have a lot of patients who’s misalignment causes sinus headaches.

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